Funniest Call of Duty names to use in multiplayer

Cheeky.

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You’ll find all kinds of crazy characters in Call of Duty games online. Often, you’ll come across players with usernames that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

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Here’s a list of Call of Duty names that might make you giggle. But be warned—some of these names are borderline offensive or raunchy, while others may be too funny for you to handle.

Lighthearted and fun CoD names

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Catch them off guard. Image via Activision

When it comes to a name for your CoD operator, something simple often does the trick. Some names are lighthearted and cheeky enough to get a laugh out of players without being too risqué or mean. Perhaps having a name written with numbers instead of letters will have players trying to read it every time it pops up. It might seem stupid or childish to some, but to others, there’s just enough goofiness to laugh while remaining focused on the game.

  • WifiWarrior
  • Tuna Baboona
  • C4n’t_B34t_M3
  • Game of Phones
  • TheNoobAssassin
  • Kwik Skope
  • NoobHunter
  • Droppings McGee
  • Curling Cries
  • Porkenstein

Edgy, attention-grabbing CoD names

There are three soldiers aiming at an enemy located above them in the distance. There are giant crates and a broken car in the area. A massive explosion goes off atop a crate in the distance.
Gain the mental edge. Image via Activision

In a game like CoD, sometimes you need an extra edge to come out on top. Every second during a game could mean the difference between victory and failure. So why not pick a name that also has some edginess to it?

The other teams might take an extra second or two trying to process the name displayed before laughing as they get fragged. CoD names with a little more kick to them can be fun to come up with, especially if the jokes are more mature for your taste.

  • Mango Django
  • HotSauceBoss
  • FartKnocker
  • Pee_nut_busters
  • Captain Bootycheeks
  • Steal Kill
  • Blood Bath
  • Poop Shooter
  • Captain Colon
  • The Great Poochini

CoD names that hit a funny nerve

There are soldiers in a shootout with a large building in the background. There are explosions and other soldiers firing at them in the distance.
A few of these are a bit much… Image via Activison.

And, of course, how can we forget about names you might find online that are much over the edge? You know, the ones we mean. Those same CoD usernames are not the phrases you want any parents to see.

Although it’s always better not to offend anyone online with your username, that doesn’t mean you won’t run into someone online who does the opposite. Some names are downright offensive and simply not a cool thing to have online, especially if it involves any racism or bigoted rhetoric. But there are some names you’ll see that hit a nerve without breaking any rules.

  • VespucciOfCoochi
  • King Wizhard
  • alphakennyone
  • Mike Oxlong
  • Bruised Cucumber
  • DildoSwaggins
  • Areola Grande
  • Sir Duke Girthington
  • Parge Lenis
  • RollMeOneKenobi

Creating a fun name to use online is an excellent way to stand out, for better or worse. Chances are you’ll hear a few laughs on mics if you have a name that’s clever enough when other players see it. Someone might remember you after seeing your funny name on the kill cam.

Tip:

You can change your Activision ID name by going to your Activision account screen. Once there, select Options, Account Tab, Change Display Name, and enter your desired name. Once finished, choose Confirm, and voila.


So, there you have it. You can now create the funniest CoD name to use in multiplayer. Enjoy!

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