This Baldur’s Gate 3 meme perfectly describes each companion

This might be a little bit too spot on.

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The creativity of Baldur’s Gate 3 fans knows no bounds, and that extends from the way they play the game to the way they show off their fandom by generating some of the best memes and content you’ll find.

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Today’s daily dose of BG3 social media memery included one of the best graphics that we’ve seen in a while by displaying nine different characters and how they would react to an adverse situation as a children’s teacher.

In a post to Reddit, one fan showed how eight different companions and the origin character the Dark Urge would respond to the dilemma of having five students but only three chairs for them, and the results were just as hilarious as they were accurate.

In typical Barbarian fashion, Karlach would find a way to break the chairs in half so that there would be six chairs instead of three. I’m not sure exactly how those chairs might function, but it’s the thought that counts I guess?

Wyll had the most sensible solution of simply finding two more chairs, and Jaheira had a similarly pragmatic response of telling students to get their own chairs, which added a bit of her stern flare.

The most hysterical response is tough to pick. Between Lae’zel, Minthara, and the Dark Urge, it’s a close call, but it’s difficult not to laugh at the notion that the Dark Urge would just end up killing all five children to solve the problem.

Meanwhile, Lae’zel making the kids fight for chairs is the most stereotypically Githyanki response, and it’s honestly something she probably had to do growing up herself. Additionally, the idea that the situation isn’t a problem for Minthara because she only needs chairs for beating children is comical in its own right.

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Senior Staff Writer. Max graduated from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill with a journalism and political science degree in 2015. He previously worked for The Esports Observer covering the streaming industry before joining Dot where he now helps with Overwatch 2 coverage.